May 2013
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I’m so upset nothing is going right
May 23rd
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dylanobylan: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 
May 22nd
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Listenerectraheart: Marina & The Swear Words
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Everyone’s opinions on tumblr are so bad omg
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: r u ever gunna tell her?
May 22nd
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
May 20th
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Anonymous asked: who?
May 20th
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: what does the title of your blog mean?
May 19th
Anonymous asked: do u like anyone rn?
May 19th
May 18th
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It’s official, I’m never going to be able to be happy…
May 16th
smissmass: making a new f riend reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM
May 16th
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laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
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darrynek: sext: i take off my pants. i take off my underwear. i take off my legs. i bleed to death. RIP
May 6th
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supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
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sodamnrelatable: when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
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Sometimes People Really Annoy Me
I don’t even know how to explain this without really giving away who it’s about, but basically people are dumb. Why this person thinks that they have more of a right than me is really outstanding. And that fact that they just are depressed over something that honestly isn’t that bad. I still can see how it is upsetting, but if they knew my side they really shouldn’t care. I...
May 1st